peter pettigrew: snack runner, location tracker, undetectable rat-stealth, eyelash batter
remus lupin: reluctant moral compass, corruptible string-puller and loophole maker
sirius black: co-strategist, co-spell maker and implementer, casual inventor, laugh track
james potter: planner, grand unveiler, co-strategist, co-spell maker and implementer, extreme excuse-maker
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language
don’t you fucking dare tell me that clara oswald is not a well-rounded character after that- she was terrified and upset and selfish and accepting and afraid and unsure and forgiving and just give a round of applause to clara oswald everybody because she fucking deserves it
Imagine person A of your otp falling under a curse that makes them want to kill person B and it can only be cured with a kiss but right as person B is there about to kiss person A, person A stabs them. But as person B is dying they manage to kiss person A and the spell is broken just in time for person A to watch person B die by their hand.
fuck you too